Sun, 03 Sep 2006 02:49:16 +0000 http://www.servershit.com/ PostNuke Powered Site en-us http://www.servershit.com/images/logo.gif http://www.servershit.com/ john@servershit.com http://www.servershit.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=195 Why do some organizations choose to host their own Web site on their own managed servers, while others contract with a Webhosting company or purchase their ecommerce hosting services through an ISP (Internet service provider)? Sun, 03 Sep 2006 02:49:16 +0000 http://www.servershit.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=194 You’ve decided to get a reseller web hosting account to resell web space. What now? Here’s a step-by-step guide. 1. Choose the platform you want to use. Tue, 08 Aug 2006 00:11:45 +0000 http://www.servershit.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=193 If you think only big corporate names need to think about things like brand names, think again. Your brand says a lot about you and your business, and that's as true for a one person home-based operation as it is for a multinational conglomerate. In this article we look at how creating a strong brand for your business can help you set yourself apart from the pack and lay the right foundation for the future growth of your business. Mon, 07 Aug 2006 22:29:59 +0000 http://www.servershit.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=192 Selling on eBay is gives you an opportunity to start a home based business. Many people have already started a home based business selling on eBay and many more will do the same. Virtually anyone can do it. This guide will walk you through the basics of starting a home based business selling on eBay. Sun, 06 Aug 2006 23:45:44 +0000 http://www.servershit.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=191 Are you planning to start a new business? Or are you considering expanding your current business and require a bank loan or investment from outsiders? Fri, 21 Jul 2006 09:09:29 +0000 http://www.servershit.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=190 More and more students, both in undergraduate and graduate institutions, are deciding to launch their own ventures upon graduation rather than taking the traditional route of working for another firm. Likewise, more and more individuals are leaving their jobs to fulfill their entrepreneurial dreams. Fri, 21 Jul 2006 09:06:32 +0000 http://www.servershit.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=189 "Spam" (unsolicited commercial email) threatens to paralyze and ultimately destroy the email system as it currently exists on the Internet. Wed, 19 Jul 2006 02:46:04 +0000 http://www.servershit.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=188 What is the World Wide Web? The Web is a network of computers all over the world. All the computers in the Web can communicate with each other. All the computers use a communication standard called HTTP. Sun, 16 Jul 2006 22:54:16 +0000 http://www.servershit.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=187 It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty. A General stepped out taking his dog for a walk. The nervous young Private snapped to attention, made a perfect salute, and snapped out "Sir, Good Evening, Sir!" The General, out for some relaxation, returned the salute and said "Good evening soldier, nice night, isn't it?" Well it wasn't a nice night, but the Private wasn't going to disagree with the General, so the he saluted again and replied "Sir, Yes Sir!". The General continued, "You know there's something about a stormy night that I find soothing, it's really relaxing. Don't you agree?" The Private didn't agree, but them the private was just a private, and responded "Sir, Yes Sir!" The General, pointing at the dog, "This is a Golden Retriever, the best type of dog to train." The Private glanced at the dog, saluted yet again and said "Sir, Yes Sir!" The General continued "I got this dog for my wife." The Private simply said "Good trade Sir!" Tue, 14 Dec 2004 21:01:58 +0000 http://www.servershit.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=186 A man goes to see his Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it." The Rabbi asks, "What's wrong?" The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me." The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?" The man then pleads, "I'm telling you I'm certain she's poisoning me, what should I do?" The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know." The next day the Rabbi calls the man and says, "Well, I spoke to your wife on the phone yesterday for over three hours. You want my advice?" The man anxiously answers, "Yes." "Take the poison," says the Rabbi. Tue, 30 Nov 2004 19:16:46 +0000 http://www.servershit.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=185 I have been so busy working on sites and content that I haven't had time to get my mail, or even to send somone up the street to get it. This may be why no sites have been shut down this past 2 weeks. Our rework of WebHostingAccess.com has gone well and perhaps tomorrow I will get the mail and shut down anyone who hasn't paid. Then I will go through and kick off the perverts with thier bad content, and go back to work on the other sites. What does all this mean? Read the TOS when you buy hosting(WHA still in process) and pay your bills. We don't allow smut and are in need of paying customers. Have a great day and thanks for dropping by. Mon, 02 Aug 2004 03:23:12 +0000 http://www.servershit.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=182 I would like to personally thank Nick over at http://coratcoret.com/ for helping my fix some problems at my site. After I tore up the site he helped me to put it all back together. I made one of those silly descisions to upgrade a module and wiped the entire site out for almost 10 minutes. I upgraded all the modules and now the site is kinda working again, cept for a few things. There are still a couple glitches - like our billing software that has never worked right in the first place and now our Contact Us Form is no longer working and if you need to speak with us try us at support@servershit.com or our toll free number for US residents at 1-888-603-5305. We should have the forms and a descent billy program soon. Have a great day and I will try to fix the stuff I destroyed as soon as possible. Thu, 01 Jul 2004 15:52:27 +0000 http://www.servershit.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=180 Due to great response to our reseller plans, we will be modifying the current plans and changing the pricing structure. Currently our $28.00 monthly plan kicks back 13.00 each month to the referring reseller for a period of one year. Within the next week we will be phasing out that pricing structure but all our current resellers will not be affected. If you have sold hosting for us in the past any deals we have made will be honered. Sorry about the price increases, but as we grow our overhead is higher and we want to provide the best possible solutions for you, our customers. If you are interested in finding out more or want to lock in at current prices contact our sales dept. at sales@servershit.com Wed, 02 Jun 2004 23:12:14 +0000 http://www.servershit.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=177 Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earline got pregnant. Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earline got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earline didn't get pregnant again." Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?" Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earline with me." Sun, 04 Apr 2004 05:35:43 +0000 http://www.servershit.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=176 My grandmother has a bumper sticker on her car that says, 'Sexy Senior Citizen.' You don't want to think of your grandmother that way, do you? Out entering wet shawl contests. Makes you wonder where she got that dollar she gave you for your birthday. Sun, 04 Apr 2004 05:27:37 +0000 http://www.servershit.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=175 Men and women are different in the morning. We men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve. Sun, 04 Apr 2004 05:25:57 +0000 http://www.servershit.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=174 Little Johnny came home early from school and started calling his mother with no answer. He finally went up stairs and saw the bedroom door was open a little. When he peered in, he saw his dad on the bed with the maid so he quietly went outside and waited for his mother. When she showed up with some groceries, he said "Mommy, Mommy guess what I saw? I saw daddy upstairs on the bed with the maid and they were......." and his Mother said, "Stop right there, Johnny". Wait until supper tonight when the maid is serving the meal. When I wink at you, then tell me the story." At supper when all were seated and being served by the maid, she winked and Johnny began again. "Mommy, When I got home from school early today, I was looking for you and saw daddy on the bed with the maid. They were doing the same thing that I saw you and Uncle Phil doing at the cottage last summer." Tue, 30 Mar 2004 07:23:51 +0000 http://www.servershit.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=173 The best way to get even is to forget. Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death. God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts. Some folks wear their halos much too tight. Some marriages are made in heaven, but they all have to be maintianed on earth. Unless you can create the WHOLE universe in 5 days, then perhaps giving "advice" to God isn't such a good idea. Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, and faith looks up. A skeptic is a person who, when he sees the handwriting on the wall, claim it's a forgery. It isn't difficult to make a mountain out of a molehill, just add a little dirt. A successful marriage isn't finding the right person... its being the right person. The mighty oak tree was once a little nut that held it's ground. Too many people offer God prayers with claw marks all over them. The tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few people can hold it. To forgive is to set the prisoner free, and then discover the prisoner was you. You have to wonder about humans, they think God is dead and Elvis is alive! You'll notice that a turtle only makes progress when it sticks it's neck out. If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, you can bet the water bill is higher. Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun. Birthdays are good for you... the more you have the longer you live. How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on. I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them. If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free yet? You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person. We could learn a lot from crayons... some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors... but they all have to learn to live in the same box. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards. If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea... does that mean that 1 person in 5 enjoys it. If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM? Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? Why are there Interstates in Hawaii? Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations? How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work? If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door? If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who is the one that gets to test it? What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man? What do you call a male ladybug? What do people in China call their good plates? I wonder what chickens think we taste like? Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon? If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? If you throw a cat out the window, does it become kitty litter? Corduroy pillows... they're making headlines! I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have any film. What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice? Energizer Bunny arrested... charged with battery. I poured Spot remover on my dog, now he's gone. I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out. Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark. How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor. OK... so what's the speed of dark? I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose. Never squat with your spirs on. Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live there. If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food? If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in? I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious. Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse? Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? How come "abbreviated" is such a long word? Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts? Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together? Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have? If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into? If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money? What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way? Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? Do fish get cramps after eating? Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors? Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new? If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door? Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it. How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him? If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress? Why is it that lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons? Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of? Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4s"? What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious? If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent? Do married people live longer than single people or does it just SEEM longer? I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working? Isn't the best way to save face, to keep the lower part shut? War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left. If you take an Asian person and spin him around several times does he become disoriented? Wed, 24 Mar 2004 08:46:25 +0000 http://www.servershit.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=172 We have been rebuilding the business pages and here are the first of them, remember that these are as is, don't have anything to do with us and are for informational purposes o­nly. All pages have a print button o­n the bottom to strip web content... give it a try. Interview To Find Great EmployeesGrowing Your Business Interview ArtEmployee Benefit ProgramsHiring GuidelinesChild LaborMinimum WageProfit SharingEmployment Contract Free LaborStress o­n The JobOSHA RegulationsSmall Business HandbookTelecomutersSimplified Pension Plans Sun, 07 Mar 2004 22:17:59 +0000 http://www.servershit.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=169 And here we go again... we are putting some stuff back together and will be adding it slowly as time permits.Lets begin with some business articles that may or may not be needed. Many of the pages are old, outdated or of little or no importance, so do with them as you wish, there should be a button o­n the bottom of the page when viewing to allow you to print them without all the web gobbligoop. The first is a Sample Employee Contract and a nice little article o­n Growing Your Business. And there is also data for Child Labor and Hiring Guidelines.  We will be putting the rest back up soon, so pay attention. Also you might want to check out our download section for some software of other stuff. We have begun to put together some pages for Site Development.  The first article is about Getting Traffic and a link to Robo Form which is a real cool form filling tool for forms and passwords.I also am working o­n information o­n Email Advertising, which includes First Impressions, Email Advertising, and CAN-SPAM Act of 2003.  We could really use some help with this so if you would like to write an article for this let us know and we will be sure to get it posted. Tue, 02 Mar 2004 01:53:08 +0000 http://www.servershit.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=158 Do you want to make some money o­n the web?Do you have a product you want to sell? Don't have a product or even a clue? There are many ways to make money o­n the web. They all have a few things in common that I will try to address.So I got this dollar slam page that wanted 3 dollars to join o­ne of the pyrimid dollar slam things... figured, "what the hay, I spend more than that o­n coffee". A friend of mine swears he made 50.00 o­n o­ne just like this with no effort, so... "what the hay". So the link to that is 1dollarslam. In an attempt to make this thing work I was in need of hits,  I recently signed up to some traffic exchanges and my hit counter is going nuts.  I use Traffic Swarm for Traffic and BionicHits for Traffic and lately I have been trying CashOrTraffic, they swear they are going to start giving me money soon.  I also belong to IWantProfit.ca and they seem to be under the impression I need to build my downline, check them out real quick and see what they say.  I still haven't figured out how to use HitPulse, but they have a PremiumContent Program that they would like me to promote.  Then there is TrafficRoundup and TrafficSlam and Web-Biz-Solutions.  There are more but I think you get the idea.  I have been getting a great number of responses from these efforts and if you are interested you might try it also.  If you click o­n these links I get some sort of credit.  It is pretty cool.  Thanks for reading this far, have a great day.If you want to give me a bunch of money and don't have an easy way to do it you can sign up for Stormpay or I really like PayPal. 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